zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

(Source: yencid, via mulanbae)

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saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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bodyelectricm:

Pale Bitch ♡
"When you stop chasing, they start noticing."

— (via senyahearts)

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gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

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"Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you."

— (via strawberrytelle)

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beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

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earthdad:

regretting a conversation you started with someone and trying to leave it

image

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