tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

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beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

(via carohle)

xlarrystylinson:

Brazil vs. Germany on twitter

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hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

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mishasminions:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

#PHOTOGRAPHY

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aizea:

Ecstatica II by Megan Howland

aizea:

Ecstatica II by Megan Howland

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Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS

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magical-unicornprincess:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


YOU GET NOTHING UNLESS SHE WANTS IT TOO, YOU FUCKING ASSHATS! HAVING A PENIS DOESNT MEAN YOU DESERVE ANYTHING! SPENDING MONEY ON YOUR WIFE OR GF DOESNT MEAN YOU DESERVE ANYTHING! FUCKING SCUMBAGS!

magical-unicornprincess:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

YOU GET NOTHING UNLESS SHE WANTS IT TOO, YOU FUCKING ASSHATS! HAVING A PENIS DOESNT MEAN YOU DESERVE ANYTHING! SPENDING MONEY ON YOUR WIFE OR GF DOESNT MEAN YOU DESERVE ANYTHING! FUCKING SCUMBAGS!

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"Nothing kills you like your mind"

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thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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frickin:

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

 

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awkwardlyghetto:

the fuk wrong with u 

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

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