officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
(Source: nishlo, via shining-bones)
my self esteem is going down i’m yelling timber
(Source: roulette, via shining-bones)
Anonymous asked: feeling super sad rn cos my friend just insulted my love for louise and said she's "just a drawing"
leonardo dicaprio didn’t win an oscar once again
here’s to another year of text posts about leo not winning an oscar
when your selfie gets more than 5 notes
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
(Source: territorialcreep, via flowers-growing-under-her-skin)
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
officially beating dean in gym shorts
(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via flowers-growing-under-her-skin)